6 Innovative Things To Do With Coffee Grounds

1. Put them in your enemy’s mustache wax (beware Comic Book Dan).

2. Going for that I’m-a-misunderstood-artist-working-as-a-barista aura and aroma? Mix coffee grounds with body soap and lather, rinse then repeat until desired potency is achieved. Also acts as exfoliant.

3. Talk on the Internet says that you can put coffee grounds in your cat’s litter box and that the absorb the odors. But what if Mr. Snagglepuss decides to eat the coffee grinds? There’s only one way to find out. Put coffee grinds in your cat’s food and water supply.

4. Is somebody’s birthday coming up? Somebody you hate. Dry out old coffee grounds, put them back in original bag. Seal. Put inordinate price tag on it. Wrap. Happy birthday jerk face.

5. Trafficking narcotics over international boarders? I really hope not, but according to the Internet coffee grounds throw the dogs off.

6. Tired of ants acting like communists all the time? Sprinkle some coffee groundss on their hill and they will move away. Hopefully to Russia.