LukeSpartacus

What Is The Most Disgusting Food On The Planet?

What makes even the devil? What tastes like a lonely death? What is the animal that is eaten almost a year after its funeral? I know how, in this subjective world of political correctness, most of you feel about the word “most.” You can’t just drop a “most” lightly. And I am not. I have…

Ten Awesome Reasons To Visit Iceland (Photo Essay)

The people in Iceland are as beautiful as the vistas. So that friend of yours in college who always wore the corduroys introduced you to some Sigur Rós and you dig? Of Monsters and Men is music that both you and your seventeen-year-old sister can agree upon and you totally thought they were from England…

How In Iceland I Became Loki, The Fashion Outlaw

“I will kill and eat a puffin” I said, joking, until I realized, maybe, I was seriously contemplating it . . I was traveling with three Canadians (which means I was being apologized to quite frequently despite never being wronged) and they informed me that in Iceland people routinely catch and eat puffins. I’m sorry…

Singing Across The Distances That No Longer Separate Us

Distance used to separate us entirely. Historically, a tract of three thousand miles was once a wall that only the thoughts of our minds could cross. Our bodies, it’s true, are still restricted by our geography, but our hearts, minds and melodies have been set free enough to sing in harmony. Last night Steffe, Shaun…

What’s The Deal With Iceland’s Penis Museum?

It’s the biggest sausage fest on the planet. There is no penury of penis in The Icelandic Phallogogical Musuem. It’s the biggest sausage fest on the planet, the only museum of its kind in the world and there are more penises than you ever planned/hoped/wanted to see. The blog post, like the dick jokes, write…

Why Affordable Health Care Makes So Many People Want To Swear

Growing up, my mother repeated a stirring lesson that remains wildly relevant in life today: sometimes, you have to accept realities that you don’t like. Be it having to make my bed or being barred from bringing a 6-foot long bull snake into the house, I’ve learned that sometimes in the Texas Holdem game of…